Sugfligzod is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unfair yak.

Sugfligzod created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugfligzod, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sugfligzod, it will think nothing of it.

Sugfligzod's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Sugfligzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.