Rigbarnmonomin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, competent cobra.

Rigbarnmonomin created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Rigbarnmonomin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rigbarnmonomin, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rigbarnmonomin's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Rigbarnmonomin's Holy Commandments

1. Rigbarnmonomin loves rats, so they must be honoured.

2. Never feed rice to badgers while wearing mauve scarves.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not kill frogs.

5. Hide if three seals approach from the east.