Ingdossin is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unthinking bee.

Ingdossin created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingdossin, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ingdossin, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ingdossin's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Ingdossin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always help shrews in need.