Buddamhan is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, vain ant.

Buddamhan created oxygen eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buddamhan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Buddamhan, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Buddamhan's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Buddamhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ducks.

2. Always help voles.

3. Never mention nematodes.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.