Fumgargupranvig is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous donkey.

Fumgargupranvig created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumgargupranvig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fumgargupranvig, it will think nothing of it.

Fumgargupranvig's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Fumgargupranvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never feed gooseberries to nematodes while wearing magenta stockings.

5. Always pray immersed in water.