Nulgod is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, deceitful scorpion.

Nulgod created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Nulgod, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nulgod, it will have a low opinion of you.

Nulgod's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Nulgod's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nulgod's priests.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Worship no other gods but Nulgod.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.