Davkopbarnhinnib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, intelligent gorilla.

Davkopbarnhinnib created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davkopbarnhinnib, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Davkopbarnhinnib, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Davkopbarnhinnib's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Davkopbarnhinnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always look after injured moths.

5. Always obey Davkopbarnhinnib's priests.