Kopmismap is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, dishonest hamster.

Kopmismap created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopmismap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kopmismap, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Kopmismap's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Kopmismap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never run near doves.

3. You must love Kopmismap.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.