Dithomfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, thoughtless tortoise.

Dithomfoss created the planet Earth five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dithomfoss, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dithomfoss, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dithomfoss' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Dithomfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dithomfoss.