Nabmetsab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, weak sheep.

Nabmetsab created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabmetsab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nabmetsab, it will torture you forever.

Nabmetsab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Nabmetsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never laugh near capybaras.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.