Bunlarntikfom is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm turtle.
Bunlarntikfom created oxygen two billion years ago.
If you believe in Bunlarntikfom, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in Bunlarntikfom, she will turn you into a rock.
Bunlarntikfom's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Bunlarntikfom's Holy Commandments
1. Always wear fawn.
2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bunlarntikfom on top of all buildings.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Do not speak about limes.
5. Always treat gulls with great respect.