Bunlarntikfom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm turtle.

Bunlarntikfom created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunlarntikfom, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bunlarntikfom, she will turn you into a rock.

Bunlarntikfom's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Bunlarntikfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bunlarntikfom on top of all buildings.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not speak about limes.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.