Fatdudlig is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, ruthless pig.

Fatdudlig created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatdudlig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fatdudlig, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Fatdudlig's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Fatdudlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

5. Fatdudlig loves snails, so they must be respected.