Tailtigcap is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-assured whale.

Tailtigcap created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailtigcap, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tailtigcap, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tailtigcap's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Tailtigcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Do not hurt great tits.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.