Bambogpanbasthit is a god.

She takes the form of a small, selfish unicorn.

Bambogpanbasthit created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bambogpanbasthit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bambogpanbasthit, she will be mildly annoyed.

Bambogpanbasthit's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Bambogpanbasthit's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bambogpanbasthit.

2. Bambogpanbasthit loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

3. You must pray to Bambogpanbasthit nine times a day.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never look at galaxies.