Bagbumjin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fast mongoose.

Bagbumjin created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagbumjin, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bagbumjin, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bagbumjin's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bagbumjin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine snails approach from the west.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Erect four iron sculptures of Bagbumjin on top of important buildings.

5. Never write about asteroids.