Pankencipvol is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic penguin.

Pankencipvol created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pankencipvol, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pankencipvol, he will turn you into a goat.

Pankencipvol's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Pankencipvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never wear red shirts.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. You must never eat lemons.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.