Pitzigzatpib is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, conceited coyote.

Pitzigzatpib created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Pitzigzatpib, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pitzigzatpib, he will jump up and down on your head.

Pitzigzatpib's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Pitzigzatpib's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pitzigzatpib.