Boglabflam is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unfair salamander.

Boglabflam created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Boglabflam, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Boglabflam, it will be mildly annoyed.

Boglabflam's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Boglabflam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Boglabflam on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about aardvarks.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.