Zinsafsidbin is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, selfish mongoose.

Zinsafsidbin created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zinsafsidbin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zinsafsidbin, she will boil you in a big pot.

Zinsafsidbin's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Zinsafsidbin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. You must love Zinsafsidbin.