Genyastbotyast is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, deceitful salamander.

Genyastbotyast created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genyastbotyast, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Genyastbotyast, she will ignore you.

Genyastbotyast's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Genyastbotyast's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. You must pray to Genyastbotyast five times a day.