Stiptafzisszist is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unfair mongoose.

Stiptafzisszist created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiptafzisszist, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stiptafzisszist, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Stiptafzisszist's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Stiptafzisszist's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured grasshopers.

2. Never think ill of sick shrews.

3. Feed all hungry sharks.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.