Fodcatpingod is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful armadillo.

Fodcatpingod created the planet Mars two million years ago.

If you believe in Fodcatpingod, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fodcatpingod, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fodcatpingod's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fodcatpingod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet trousers.

2. Never paint your arms indigo.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Never laugh in holy places.