Taghaprowhengandinben is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, conceited wombat.

Taghaprowhengandinben created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taghaprowhengandinben, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Taghaprowhengandinben, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Taghaprowhengandinben's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Taghaprowhengandinben's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Always obey Taghaprowhengandinben's priests.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think ill of sick seals.