Xuckrillcen is a god.

It takes the form of a small, resourceful horse.

Xuckrillcen created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckrillcen, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Xuckrillcen, it will be very sad.

Xuckrillcen's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Xuckrillcen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sheep.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Xuckrillcen on top of all buildings.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.