Vogdim Jarnbosszig is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, passionate cobra.

Vogdim Jarnbosszig created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogdim Jarnbosszig, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vogdim Jarnbosszig, it will be very sad.

Vogdim Jarnbosszig's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Vogdim Jarnbosszig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not speak about pineapples.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about fire.