Sisyimtik is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, tranquil rat.

Sisyimtik created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Sisyimtik, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sisyimtik, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sisyimtik's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Sisyimtik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Always help frogs in need.

3. Always obey Sisyimtik's priests.

4. You must pray to Sisyimtik nine times a day.

5. Never write about comets.