Rullsafgat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, generous cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Rullsafgat created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullsafgat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rullsafgat, she will make you grow a tail.

Rullsafgat's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Rullsafgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Never think about gravity.