Stragtafmab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, amazing wombat.

Stragtafmab created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragtafmab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stragtafmab, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Stragtafmab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Stragtafmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ants with great respect.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never skip in the presence of tortoises.

5. Put Stragtafmab first in all things.