Kembastmot Bamnartyog is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sage dove.
Kembastmot Bamnartyog created a bottom quark two years ago.
If you believe in Kembastmot Bamnartyog, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in Kembastmot Bamnartyog, he will make you grow a tail.
Kembastmot Bamnartyog's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Kembastmot Bamnartyog's Holy Commandments
1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. You must pray to Kembastmot Bamnartyog seven times a day.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Run away from mauve snakes, for they are unholy.
5. Hide if four monkeys approach from the west.