Vabfudstafkarjanjigneg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty wombat.

Vabfudstafkarjanjigneg created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabfudstafkarjanjigneg, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vabfudstafkarjanjigneg, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vabfudstafkarjanjigneg's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Vabfudstafkarjanjigneg's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Vabfudstafkarjanjigneg loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.