Targkopflat is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, generous squirrel.

Targkopflat created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targkopflat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Targkopflat, she will have a low opinion of you.

Targkopflat's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Targkopflat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five whales approach from the east.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never eat lentils.