Quillbuskar is a god.

She takes the form of a small, charitable octopus.

Quillbuskar created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillbuskar, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quillbuskar, she will strike you with lightening.

Quillbuskar's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Quillbuskar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ants.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Run away if four shrews approach from the west.

4. Never think ill of sick gulls.

5. You must pray to Quillbuskar three times a day.