Wotarpced is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, temperamental zebra.

Wotarpced created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotarpced, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wotarpced, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wotarpced's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Wotarpced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt grasshopers.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never paint your feet green.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help seals in need.