Flapfempid is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, strong wren.

Flapfempid created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapfempid, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flapfempid, he will not care.

Flapfempid's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Flapfempid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never paint your feet green.

4. Always help eagles.

5. Never eat bark.