Rilben Fabmiftangof is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, proud armadillo.
Rilben Fabmiftangof created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.
If you believe in Rilben Fabmiftangof, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in Rilben Fabmiftangof, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Rilben Fabmiftangof's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Rilben Fabmiftangof's Holy Commandments
1. Worship no other gods but Rilben Fabmiftangof.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Do not shave your neck.