Migfodbisshap is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, prudent pig.

Migfodbisshap created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migfodbisshap, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Migfodbisshap, it will remove you from existence.

Migfodbisshap's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Migfodbisshap's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat turnips.

2. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Always help sick squirrels.

5. Hide from orange swans for they are unholy.