Japbessab is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, temperamental squirrel.

Japbessab created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Japbessab, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Japbessab, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Japbessab's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Japbessab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Japbessab loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Never go into blue rooms.