Bassgedster is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous mole.

Bassgedster created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bassgedster, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bassgedster, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bassgedster's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bassgedster's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

2. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bassgedster.

4. Do not speak about apples.

5. Hide if three otters approach from the west.