Sabsugyikrut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, intelligent butterfly.

Sabsugyikrut created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabsugyikrut, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sabsugyikrut, he will turn you into a sheep.

Sabsugyikrut's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Sabsugyikrut's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Retreat if six ducks approach from the north.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Never paint your legs orange.