Ominlidlik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful mink.

Ominlidlik created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominlidlik, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ominlidlik, it will boil you in a big pot.

Ominlidlik's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Ominlidlik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.