Hitcetnab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, duplicitous aardvark.

Hitcetnab created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hitcetnab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hitcetnab, it will not care.

Hitcetnab's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hitcetnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Erect seven copper sculptures of Hitcetnab on top of important buildings.