Hudlencebzedragpogstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciless shark.

Hudlencebzedragpogstrag created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudlencebzedragpogstrag, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hudlencebzedragpogstrag, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hudlencebzedragpogstrag's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Hudlencebzedragpogstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

2. Hudlencebzedragpogstrag loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Birds are not to be trusted.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.