Lidtigsat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, fast fly.

Lidtigsat created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidtigsat, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lidtigsat, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Lidtigsat's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Lidtigsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Frogs are not to be trusted.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never hurt capybaras.