Flap is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, omnipotent bee.

Flap created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flap, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Flap's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Flap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four carbon sculptures of Flap on top of important buildings.

2. Never feed turnips to porpoises while wearing indigo shoes.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Feed all hungry moths.