Rilmatsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, quiet butterfly.

Rilmatsaf created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rilmatsaf, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rilmatsaf, he will think nothing of it.

Rilmatsaf's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Rilmatsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Hide from brown geese for they are unholy.

3. Retreat if six shrews approach from the east.

4. Worship no other gods but Rilmatsaf.

5. Never eat green fruit.