Legfubtam is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, generous human.

Legfubtam created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legfubtam, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Legfubtam, it will manifest in front of you.

Legfubtam's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Legfubtam's Holy Commandments

1. Legfubtam must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Hide from black birds for they are unholy.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never think ill of sick great tits.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.