Yattgidnut Quartmabquamnullquatbessflow is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, proud coyote.

Yattgidnut Quartmabquamnullquatbessflow created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattgidnut Quartmabquamnullquatbessflow, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yattgidnut Quartmabquamnullquatbessflow, he will turn you into a goat.

Yattgidnut Quartmabquamnullquatbessflow's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Yattgidnut Quartmabquamnullquatbessflow's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Erect eight silver sculptures of Yattgidnut Quartmabquamnullquatbessflow on top of important buildings.

3. Never feed lemons to hamsters while wearing purple shoes.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.