Miszanbugboss Abrawbunvonk Weewansak is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, all-knowing penguin.

Miszanbugboss Abrawbunvonk Weewansak created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miszanbugboss Abrawbunvonk Weewansak, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Miszanbugboss Abrawbunvonk Weewansak, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Miszanbugboss Abrawbunvonk Weewansak's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Miszanbugboss Abrawbunvonk Weewansak's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always help sheep.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Run away if three ants approach from the west.

5. Always look after injured voles.