Lidflisfig Bestbanrat Hitnaktof is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, effective centipede.

Lidflisfig Bestbanrat Hitnaktof created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidflisfig Bestbanrat Hitnaktof, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lidflisfig Bestbanrat Hitnaktof, it will turn you into a snail.

Lidflisfig Bestbanrat Hitnaktof's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Lidflisfig Bestbanrat Hitnaktof's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near rats.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lidflisfig Bestbanrat Hitnaktof.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.