Yartdadbap is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, capable goose.

Yartdadbap created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Yartdadbap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yartdadbap, it will be very unhappy.

Yartdadbap's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Yartdadbap's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always look after injured doves.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.